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T P Hardisty

Bardonnex, Zwitserland
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Lid sinds: 1 mei 2020

Conversation Series

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands
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They say talk is cheap, but have you ever spoke to a lawyer
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Is there anybody out there ?
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If you never try , you'll never know
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I think I need a glass of wine
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Je t'aime
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It's gin and tonic time !
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I think we've drank too much … we're legless
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She had to go to the toilet
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Is there anybody out there ?
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Life is like a box of chocolates
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I'm searching for the meaning of life ….. good luck !
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I think I need a glass of champagne
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I wanted to become an accountant, but I couldn't get the numbers to add up
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I'm a quack addict
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I think I need a change of direction
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We are not alone
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I'm just so misunderstood
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Is this the queue for the ladies toilet ? No, this is just for the toilet rolls.
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Disinfectant ? Just shut the fuck up !
Verkocht
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Don't be blue
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I would rather be playing golf
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Fancy a shag?
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I need a joint
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I would rather be skiing
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Let's go outside for a cigarette
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Tell me again what we're queuing for
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Is this the queue for the ski lift ?
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Just because you're struggling, doesn't mean you're failing
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I think you're mistaking me for someone ….who actually gives a f*ck
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Blue's a colour, not a feeling
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Was it good for you ? …. Have you finished ?
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Are you on twitter? No, I'm on quacker
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Who's a big boy then ?
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I think I need a glass of wine
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You're only as old as you feel. I feel old.
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Do you think she's been on holiday ?
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I told him I wanted HERMES, but he gave me HERPES instead
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Do you think I should stop drinking wine ?
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I don't think that's a real tan
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Was it something that I said '
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You can't burn out if your not on fire
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I think I need a beer
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Before Covid, I used to think LOCKDOWN was a sex game
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Je t'aime
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I'm just so misunderstood
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What time is it ? It's wine o'clock
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I think I've put on too much weight. Why? Because I can't see my legs.
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I'm not insensitive, I just don't give a sh*t
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I'm just so misunderstood. Go home.
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I've just got an NFT. Have you been to the doctor?
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I remember when she was blonde
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I think it's time for a G and T
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I would rather be fishing
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I think I need a whisky
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Your dinner's in the dog
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Everlasting Love
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We are not alone
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He's not offside ! Check VAR !!
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NFT ? WTF.
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Still in LOVE after all this time
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It's champagne time !
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Blah, Blah, Blah.
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Don't just sit there, do something !
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I wanted to be a lawyer , but they raised the bar too high
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Botox ?
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The end is only the start of a new beginning
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Oi ! there's a queue here !
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I had my patience tested today…. I'm negative
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I think I've caught a bug
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There's no place like home
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I feel like sh*t
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I feel like chocolate
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There's no place like home
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I'll be back !
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I'd be more patient if I only had the time
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Duck a l'orange ?
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The water's ready !
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Who wants to fit in anyway
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Go hard or go home !
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4 letter word

Hope
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Love
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Life
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Live
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